Best Funny Tweets -2012- Must Read

* @rameshsrivats: By spending Rs 35 lakhs on renovating two toilets. India has made it clear that it is an emerging susuperpower | RAMESH SRIVATS

* Diwali Fireworks — 1000wala: Makes noise for 2 minutes. 5000wala: 10 minutes. 10000wala: 20 minutes. Kejriwala: 2 hours, every week | RAMESH SRIVATS

* @ GabbbarSingh: Think of a bus, whr every seat has a steering wheel & the bus moves in the direction of the sum of all the vectors.That Bus = Our Parliament | GABBAR SINGH

* Now Facebook gives you three options after you post a comment - 1. Edit 2. Delete and 3. File Anticipatory bail | GABBAR SINGH

* @SatanBhagat: Korn cancelled Mumbai gig because of rains. Typical Kharif crop | UTSAV CHAKRABORTY

* 9@MrMrRajneesh: I doubt Barfi will win the coveted Oscar statuette, but the Academy may give the team a photocopy of the statuette | RAJNEESH KAPOOR

* @hankypanty: One Sushil Kumar plunges the country into darkness. The other lights it up with a Silver. No Golds for guessing which one is in politics | SAURABH PANT

* @doctoratlarge: In the movie Lagaan, India beat England because of one bowler 'Kachara' - and here all our bowlers were kachara and still we couldn't win | THE BAD DOCTOR

* @daddy_san: Harbhajan Singh as MI captain makes sense. When he lifted Nita Ambani he showed he was capable of upping the aunty when required | OCULUS

*Sheila Dikshit blames migrants for Delhi's problems. Dikshit was born in Punjab. Dikshit is right | OCULUS

* Mary Kom apologizes for not winning gold. A billion Indians yet to apologize for not knowing where Manipur is | OCULUS

* @Rofl indian: SRK, the alpha male in Bollywood punched Shirish, the Gama Pahalwan. In physics, you call it Alpha Beta Gamma. Delta blow | ROFL INDIAN

(Compiled by Kim Arora-)
source -times of india


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 Life On the Go Anywhere you go, you’re ready to work. The sleek, lightweight Galaxy Tab can access the web and apps anywhere. Plus you can use Microsoft® Office applications with a virtual QWERTY keyboard—so working offsite can literally be a day in the park." title="Life On the Go Anywhere you go, you’re ready to work. The sleek, lightweight Galaxy Tab can access the web and apps anywhere. Plus you can use Microsoft® Office applications with a virtual QWERTY keyboard—so working offsite can literally be a day in the park.


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Nokia Lumia -920 At a Glance Specifications

Nokia lumia -920 At a Glance. 

At a glance 8.7 megapixels Camera sensor (main camera resolution) Nokia PureView Camera 11.43 cm Display size Snapdragon™ S4 Processor name 10.8 h Talk time (3G) 460 h Standby time (3G) 74 h Music playback time

		Nokia - most innovative Lumia Take bright, blur-free photos and videos in any light conditions with PureView technology – Optical Image Stabilisation and Carl Zeiss lens - and then relive the moment on a 4.5'' PureMotion HD+ display. Capture the magic Create perfect group photos with Smart Shoot by picking the best expression for each person. Find your way Know more about the neighbourhood than the locals by viewing the world through Nokia City Lens. Designed to wow Show off with vibrant colours, a one-piece polycarbonate body, and ceramic zirconium camera detailing and side keys. Specifications..
		General     2G Network     GSM 850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900 - RM-821, RM-820 3G Network     HSDPA 850 / 900 / 1900 / 2100 - RM-821, RM-820 4G Network     LTE 800 / 900 / 1800 / 2100 / 2600 - RM-821       LTE 700 MHz Class 17 / 1700 / 2100 - RM-820 (AT&T) SIM     Micro-SIM Announced     2012, September Status     Available. Released 2012, November Body     Dimensions     130.3 x 70.8 x 10.7 mm, 99 cc (5.13 x 2.79 x 0.42 in) Weight     185 g (6.53 oz) Display     Type     IPS TFT capacitive touchscreen, 16M colors Size     768 x 1280 pixels, 4.5 inches (~332 ppi pixel density) Multitouch     Yes Protection     Corning Gorilla Glass 2      - PureMotion HD+ ClearBlack display Sound     Alert types     Vibration; MP3, WAV ringtones Loudspeaker     Yes 3.5mm jack     Yes      - Dolby Headphone sound enhancement Memory     Card slot     No Internal     32 GB storage, 1 GB RAM Data     GPRS     Class 12 (4+1/3+2/2+3/1+4 slots), 32 - 48 kbps EDGE     Up to 236.8 kbps Speed     HSDPA, 42.2 Mbps; HSUPA, 5.76 Mbps; LTE, Cat3, 50 Mbps UL, 100 Mbps DL WLAN     Wi-Fi 802.11 a/b/g/n, dual-band, DLNA, Wi-Fi hotspot Bluetooth     Yes, v3.1 with A2DP, EDR NFC     Yes USB     Yes, microUSB v2.0, USB On-the-go support Camera     Primary     8.7 MP (8 MP effective, 3264 x 2448 pixels), Carl Zeiss optics, optical image stabilization, autofocus, dual-LED flash Features     PureView technology, geo-tagging, touch focus, optical image stabilization Video     Yes, 1080p@30fps, video stabilization Secondary     Yes, 1.3 MP, 720p@30fps Features     OS     Microsoft Windows Phone 8 Chipset     Qualcomm MSM8960 Snapdragon CPU     Dual-core 1.5 GHz Krait GPU     Adreno 225 Sensors     Accelerometer, gyro, proximity, compass Messaging     SMS (threaded view), MMS, Email, Push Email, IM Browser     HTML5 Radio     No GPS     Yes, with A-GPS support and GLONASS Java     No Colors     Black, Gray, Red, Yellow, White      - SNS integration - Active noise cancellation with dedicated mic - 7GB free SkyDrive storage - MP3/WAV/eAAC+/WMA player - MP4/H.264/H.263/WMV player - Document viewer/editor - Video/photo editor - Voice memo/command/dial - Predictive text input Battery           Standard battery, Li-Ion 2000 mAh (BP-4GW) Stand-by     Up to 400 h (2G) / Up to 400 h (3G) Talk time     Up to 17 h (2G) / Up to 10 h (3G) Music play     Up to 67 h

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CLOSE UP - PAAS AANA -POPULAR RINGTONE DOWNLOAD

 Close up Popular Brand in India - Ringtone

For years, Close-up has been synonymous with fresh breath confidence that we require during our social interactions.

Close-up, since its launch, has been synonymous with ‘Freshness’ that gives you the confidence to have close physical proximity with someone.
The brand has always had a youthful communication, one that has always been unique and fun; using music, song and dance to get its message across.It is aimed at every person who is young at heart.

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• India’s 1^st gel toothpaste
• Market leader in gel toothpaste category for over 3 decades
• Some of the best known celebrities have been part of Closeup ads over the years

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Limca Loveable Sweet RingTone DOWNLOAD

Limca's freshness is like no other- 'lime n lemoni'
Lime 'n' lemoni Limca can cast a tangy refreshing spell on anyone, anywhere. Derived from 'Nimbu' + 'jaisa' hence Lime Sa, Limca has lived up to its promise of refreshment and has been the original thirst choice of millions of consumers for over 3 decade.

Limca's freshness is like no other- 'lime n lemoni'
Lime 'n' lemoni Limca can cast a tangy refreshing spell on anyone, anywhere. Derived from 'Nimbu' + 'jaisa' hence Lime Sa, Limca has lived up to its promise of refreshment and has been the original thirst choice of millions of consumers for over 3 decade.

History of Limca
Born in 1971, Limca has remained unchallenged as the No.1 Sparkling Drink in the Cloudy lemon Segment. The success formula is the sharp fizz and lemoni bite combined with the single minded proposition of the brand as the provider of "Freshess".

 Download Limca Mp3 Ringtone- Supports for all kinds of mobile phones - 
 Like Iphone, Blackberry, Samsung, Nokia and much more..
 



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Samsungs Best Affordable Android Phone

Often referred to as a "phablet" because of its included stylus and massive 5.3" Super AMOLED display, the Samsung Galaxy Note (AT&T, $299 w/contract) is huge Approximately Rs.16000/- , but many of you praised it for blending the portability of a phone with some desperately needed tablet-like real estate. The 8MP and 2MP rear and front-side cameras and 1.4GHz dual core processor don't hurt matters either, and while it's definitely not the right size for everyone, those of you who have one love it, and others are looking forward to its release on other carriers. Plus, even though the Galaxy Note ships with Android 2.3 Gingerbread pre-installed, there are plenty of ROMs available to bring it up to Android 4.0 Ice Cream Sandwich, or just replace Samsung's TouchWiz interface entirely.

Facebook is also getting ready to release FACEBOOK Phone . 


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